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>>       How To Shower Like a Woman
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>>       Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
>>according to lights and darks.
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>>       Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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>>       If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>>       Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> do
>>more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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>>       Get in the shower.
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>>       Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
>>pumice stone.
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>>       Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>>vitamins.
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>>       Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
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>>       Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
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>>       Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>>until red.
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>>       Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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>>       Rinse conditioner off hair.
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>>       Shave armpits and legs.
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>>       Turn off shower.
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>>       Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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>>       Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
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>>       Get out of shower.
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>>       Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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>>       Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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>>       Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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>>       If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>>       How To Shower Like a Man
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>>       Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> them
>>in a pile.
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>>       Walk naked to the bathroom.
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>>       If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
>>’woo-woo’ sound.
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>>       Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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>>       Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
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>>       Get in the shower.
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>>       Wash your face.
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>>       Wash your armpits.
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>>       Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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>>       Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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>>       Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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>>       Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
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>>       Wash your hair.
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>>       Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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>>       Wee.
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>>       Rinse off and get out of shower.
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>>       Partially dry off.
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>>       Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
>>bath the whole time.
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>>       Admire willy size in mirror again.
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>>       Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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>>       Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
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>>       If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
>>’woo-woo’ sound again.
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>>       Throw wet towel on bed.
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>>       I KNOW YOU’RE LAUGHING CAUSE MOST OF IT’S TRUE!!!!!!